Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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