good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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