Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Damn victory sex feels great
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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