Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I understand Curling. That high.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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