Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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