we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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