Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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