Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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