As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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