Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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