i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Girls should come with a carfax report
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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