Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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