with your own penis?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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