I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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