and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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