you guys were way drunker than both of me
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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