hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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