it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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