i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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