After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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