I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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