If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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