I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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