He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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