No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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