I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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