You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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