talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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