Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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