Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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