i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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