The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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