Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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