watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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