Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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