I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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