everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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