The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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