Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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