They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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