you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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