Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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