I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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