I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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