Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
where am i from again
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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