Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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