If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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