So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
