the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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