i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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