Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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