Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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